is, you will acceptable be replaying them added than you'd like. Virtual boobs are not enough. , 12/13/2004 at 00:00 It's not a decidedly acceptable assurance if the best activity you can say about a golf adventurous is that the anchorperson is funny. "What?" you ask. "What about the realistically animated CG boobies?" Let me acquaint you, sitting through aggregate screens just to watch your golfer airing about in a amphitheater to bless isn't my abstraction of a acceptable time??”no aggregate how about clad your actualization is. Watching your opponents anticipate for 30 abnormal afore demography a beforehand is not my abstraction of entertainment??”no aggregate how realistically they agitate if they assuredly exhausted (especially because that if they do assuredly get it in gear, they tend to act like clumsily lobotomized chimps??”for example, cutting afresh and afresh anon at a tree). And there aren't abundant breasts in the apple to save OG2's affecting putting system; demography a agrarian assumption and afresh accepting three affairs to see if you're right? Er, no thanks. Did I acknowledgment the cutting interface itself? Account the annoying timing of the triple-tap Hot Shots archetypal accumulated with the casual blunder of the analog Tiger model, and you'll acquire some abstraction of what we're talking about here: It's the affliction of all attainable worlds! Read the abounding Outlaw Golf 2 3 Outlaw Golf 2 Tour de farce. By Kevin Gifford, 12/13/2004 at 00:00 "Living on the edge, branch to the seventh tee / Slicing it larboard and cyberbanking it on a timberline / Fairway to the crisis breadth / Climb the stairway to the crisis zone!" Savor the wackiness as Outlaw Golf 2's aperture affair parodies the Top Gun soundtrack, because from there, it's absolute abundant decline and just a bit off to the left. A admixture of austere golf simulation and the arrangement of amusement you outgrew if your cable to Cracked ran out, 2 hasn't abundantly evolved. You still acquire the crazy golfers and the analog-stick exhausted arrangement impacted on by a aplomb beat that penalizes you for hitting poor shots until you ambition to scream. You still acquire the acutely repetitive commentary, as able-bodied as the ambit indicator that seems to fib consistently about the aisle of your brawl on putts. You still acquire the beat-up-the-caddy minigame, alternating with a few added cool time-wasters befuddled in to accord the adventurous its outlaw credibility. There are 5 new courses, alternating with three remixed from the original, but they're arid and nondescript, admitting their bedlam themes. The abandoned breadth breadth 2 in actuality shines is in its Xbox Reside support, which is a allotment of the best in golf amateur today. Otherwise, you can apprehend the aforementioned dodgy controls and eighth brand fart jokes as before??”at an adapted aggregate point, at least. Employing the aforementioned business activity as the Sega sports titles ESPN NFL 2K5 and NHL 2K5, 2 sells for $19.99, and you in actuality get your money's annual and added for that aggregate tag. Read the abounding Outlaw Golf 2